Common sense is not so common

kyssthis16:

Remember when Mitt Romney spoke at the NAACP National Convention

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quiet-nymph:

Photography by mbeachy

quiet-nymph:

Photography by mbeachy

avengersonna:

mymompickedthisurl:

wolfie-mcwolferton:

phasecock:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

galactic-paws:

adrians:

so I was shopping for underwear online and this appears

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??? ??!? ?

the longer I look at it the funnier it gets

Dick eyepatch?

now your dick can be the pirate it always wanted to be

The fearless butt pirates we have all heard about.

the newest member of the avengers initiative:  Dick Fury

Oh god

obaema:

I can’t cope with this

anus:

MY MUM JUST GOT SNAPCHAT IM DYING

plahnts:

・゜*  plants ・゜*
Sleeping alone is never the same after you’ve shared your bed with someone you really care about.

likefireandice:

spoopycopequinn:

I babysit for a girl who used to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her.

that is just the sweetest thing.

oxlips:

succulents by ulanalee on Flickr.

oxlips:

succulents by ulanalee on Flickr.

pectus-pectoris:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD HARU IS SO OFFENDED